He was a wicked charmer,
gray beard and looks aloof.
His mouth seemed to be smiling
as he pawed with cloven hoof.
Who knows what artful visions
were conjured in his mind.
Behind the piercing scrutiny
he leveled at mankind.
He fed on living salad;
herb garden at his ken
and quietly ruminated
on the qualities of men.
Some frightened by his story.
Some feared to show their back.
Some kindly but so cautious;
afraid of horned attack.
One ear was almost missing
but verve shone on his face,
as with artistic passion
he judged the human race.
I said. “Your name sir?” softly
but he gave me no reply.
Instead he slowly turned his head
to stare me in the eye.
The quiet woman, near me
said. “Vincent is his name,
perhaps reincarnated
from a man of painting fame.
With baleful look he withered her.
She quailed before she spoke.
Then stooped to whisper in my ear
“He’s named Vincent Van Goat.”
David Garlick, Victoria, October, 1994